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Redneck Survey Last name: ________________ First name: Check appropriate box: [ ] Billy-Bob [ ] Bobby-Sue [ ] Billy-Joe [ ] Bobby-Jo [ ] Billy-Ray [ ] Bobby-Ann [ ] Billy-Sue [ ] Bobby-Lee [ ] Billy-Mae [ ] Bobby-Ellen [ ] Billy-Jack [ ] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [ ] Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [ ] Farmer [ ] Mechanic [ ] Hair Dresser [ ] Waitress [ ] Un-employed [ ] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know Jokes you may also like: Product Wording Funny Signs English Signs Abroad Funny Anagrams More like these... Fun Flash Ecards Free Screensavers Free Ringtones Funny Humor Fun Smileys Search the Web Free Stuff Shopping More... Jokes at FunnyHumor.com HumorHunt.com Home

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