Computers In Movies
All monitors display 2 inch high letters...
20 Apr 2003
Dot-com Boom End
Your boss is older than you again...
28 Aug 2002
Computer Diagnosis
My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor...
11 Aug 2002
Computer Problem Report Form
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
11 Aug 2002
Computer Term Dictionary
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer...
11 Aug 2002
Essential Disk Care Guide
Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders...
11 Aug 2002
GirlFriend 1.0
GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0...
11 Aug 2002
How to Please Your IT Department
Don't write anything down. Ever...
11 Aug 2002
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If Operating Systems were Airlines
Windows 95 Airlines: The fleet is immense...
11 Aug 2002
If Operating Systems were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener...
11 Aug 2002
Technical Support Conversations
These are actual conversations with technical support...
11 Aug 2002
The Computer Manual
Do not tumble dry...
11 Aug 2002
Things to Do While AOL Connects
Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive...
11 Aug 2002
When AOL Starts Building Cars
Would have a TOP speed of 40MPH yet have a 200MPH speedometer...
11 Aug 2002
Why Email is Like a Penis
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off...
11 Aug 2002
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Compile This!
if (latest_window_version > one_month_old)...
11 Aug 2002
If Microsoft Ran a Bar
You order a beer but won't actually get it until next year...
11 Aug 2002
Microsoft Dinner 98
Instructions for Microsoft's new TV Dinner product...
11 Aug 2002
Microsoft Lightbulbs
How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
11 Aug 2002
New Windows 98 Error Messages
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
11 Aug 2002
The Future of Microsoft
2006: Windows 2004 released...
11 Aug 2002
If Microsoft Starts Building Cars
The stereo system will only be able to play Microsoft cassettes...
11 Aug 2002
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