How to Tell if You're a Grinch
You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name...
3 Dec 2003
Christmas Physics
The most expansive physics experiment ever performed on Santa.
3 Dec 2003
20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs...
3 Dec 2003
Company Changes
As a result of the reduction of money for department areas...
3 Sep 2003
New Employee Handbook
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work...
21 Aug 2003
Product Wording
Here's a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...
21 Aug 2003
Prison Or Work?
In prison... you get your own toilet. At work... you have to share.
5 Jul 2003
Which Condom?
It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
5 Jul 2003
University Courses for Men and Women
Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours...
24 Apr 2003
Funny Signs
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs..."
23 Apr 2003
Office Wisdom
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried...
20 Apr 2003
Computers In Movies
All monitors display 2 inch high letters...
20 Apr 2003
Cow Economy
Country-by-country comparisons...
14 Sep 2002
Age Bell Curve
It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve...
2 Sep 2002
Condom Promotion
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil...
1 Sep 2002
Guy Rules
If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothing...
30 Aug 2002
Dot-com Boom End
Your boss is older than you again...
28 Aug 2002
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
15 Aug 2002
Cat Commandments
Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face...
11 Aug 2002
Cats in Physics
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light...
11 Aug 2002
Giving Your Cat a Pill
In just 15 simple steps...
11 Aug 2002
Rules for Cats
Keyboards are great to lie down on...
11 Aug 2002
The Cats Diary
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects...
11 Aug 2002
A Dog Named Sex
Sex keeps me awake at night...
11 Aug 2002
Dogs and Men
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches...
11 Aug 2002
Computer Diagnosis
My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor...
11 Aug 2002
Computer Problem Report Form
Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
11 Aug 2002
Computer Term Dictionary
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer...
11 Aug 2002
Essential Disk Care Guide
Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders...
11 Aug 2002
GirlFriend 1.0
GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0...
11 Aug 2002
How to Please Your IT Department
Don't write anything down. Ever...
11 Aug 2002
If Operating Systems were Airlines
Windows 95 Airlines: The fleet is immense...
11 Aug 2002
If Operating Systems were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener...
11 Aug 2002
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Technical Support Conversations
These are actual conversations with technical support...
11 Aug 2002
The Computer Manual
Do not tumble dry...
11 Aug 2002
Things to Do While AOL Connects
Spend "Quality Time" with your hard drive...
11 Aug 2002
When AOL Starts Building Cars
Would have a TOP speed of 40MPH yet have a 200MPH speedometer...
11 Aug 2002
Why Email is Like a Penis
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off...
11 Aug 2002
Compile This!
if (latest_window_version > one_month_old)...
11 Aug 2002
If Microsoft Ran a Bar
You order a beer but won't actually get it until next year...
11 Aug 2002
Microsoft Dinner 98
Instructions for Microsoft's new TV Dinner product...
11 Aug 2002
Microsoft Lightbulbs
How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
11 Aug 2002
New Windows 98 Error Messages
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
11 Aug 2002
The Future of Microsoft
2006: Windows 2004 released...
11 Aug 2002
If Microsoft Starts Building Cars
The stereo system will only be able to play Microsoft cassettes...
11 Aug 2002
Business Talk
So you weren't happy with it? = Kiss my ass...
11 Aug 2002
Corporate Structure
Breakdown of the corporate structure...
11 Aug 2002
Employee Training
Special High Intensity Training...
11 Aug 2002
Sleeping at Your Desk
Useful excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
11 Aug 2002
Job Application
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person...
11 Aug 2002
Activities During Boss Vacation
Visit local nude beach for daily staff meeting...
11 Aug 2002
Performance Terms
Exceptionally Good Judgment = Lucky...
11 Aug 2002
Practice Safe Fax
If I fax something to myself will I go blind?
11 Aug 2002
Reasons to Go to Work Naked
Can take advantage of pc monitor radiation to work on your tan...
11 Aug 2002
Things that Sound Dirty at Work
I need to whip it out by 5...
11 Aug 2002
Understanding Your Paycheck
An accurate breakdown of your paycheck...
11 Aug 2002
What the New Job-Lingo Means
Join our fast-paced company = We have no time to train you...
11 Aug 2002
Workplace Fun
Encourage colleagues to join in a little synchronized chair-dancing...
11 Aug 2002
Things that Sound Dirty in Football
It's a game of inches...
11 Aug 2002
Husband and Wife Golf Lessons
You're gripping the club way too hard...
11 Aug 2002
Things that Sound Dirty in Golf
Nuts! My shaft is bent...
11 Aug 2002
Rules for Bedroom Golf
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft...
11 Aug 2002
Been in College Too Long When...
Two miles is not too far to walk for a party...
11 Aug 2002
Daughters Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad...
11 Aug 2002
Grading Techniques
Here is a list of the ways professors grade their final exams...
11 Aug 2002
English Signs Abroad
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
11 Aug 2002
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Funny Anagrams
Dormitory = Dirty Room...
11 Aug 2002
Our Guide to Essay Writing
Avoid clichés like the plague...
11 Aug 2002
Redneck Survey
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO?
11 Aug 2002
Things that Sound Dirty in Law
The judge gave her the stiffest one he could...
11 Aug 2002
Courtroom Questions
Actual questions asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials...
11 Aug 2002
40 Short Lawyer Jokes
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
11 Aug 2002
Code Word For Sex
Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter...
11 Aug 2002
Not a Hallmark
Cards you'll most likely never see on a Hallmark...
11 Aug 2002
Dictionary of Dating
"Easy"... used to describe a woman with the sexual morals of a man.
11 Aug 2002
Application to Date My Daughter
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is...
11 Aug 2002
Why are You Not Married?
Here are some good comebacks...
11 Aug 2002
Olympic Condoms
They come in three colors...
11 Aug 2002
Defined By Gender
Definitions of words by gender...
11 Aug 2002
Mans Guide to Female English
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive...
11 Aug 2002
Womens Guide to Male English
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex...
11 Aug 2002
Long Blonde Jokes
A collection of classics...
11 Aug 2002
Short Blonde Jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
11 Aug 2002
Men and Dogs
Both pass gas shamelessly...
11 Aug 2002
Guide to Politically Correct Guys
He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility...
11 Aug 2002
Great Reasons to be a Guy
Your orgasms are real. Always...
11 Aug 2002
Men are Like...
Placemats... they only show up when there's food on the table...
11 Aug 2002
Rules For Men
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification...
11 Aug 2002
The Gynaecologist
A beautiful voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist...
11 Aug 2002
Women and Dogs
You can never tell what either of them is thinking...
11 Aug 2002
Women are Like...
The stock market... they can bankrupt you if you're not careful...
11 Aug 2002
The Worst Analogies Ever Written
"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."
11 Aug 2002
Bush Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
11 Aug 2002
Male Stages of Life
How a man's perception changes...
11 Aug 2002
Female Stages of Life
How a woman's perception changes...
11 Aug 2002
Rules For Flight
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory...
11 Aug 2002
Letters To and From Santa
Dear Santa...
11 Aug 2002
Alcohol At Work
Some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...
11 Aug 2002
Job Interviews
The most unusual actual experiences during job interviews...
10 Aug 2002
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